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My Life Story by YOU!

MY LIFE STORY: As Lived and Written by YOU! is the simple and fun way for anyone to record the smiles & memories of a lifetime. A fill-in-the-blanks format, a joyful experience, and a family legacy rolled into one. Autobiography made easy!

 

The Art of Unemployment

ON UNEMPLOYMENT & RENTING AN AUTOMOBILE TOW DOLLY - is an essay about being jobless without a car and some of the other major challenges of modern living. Unemployed or not, presented here solely to make you laugh.
 

In The Likeness

THE LAST DAY SPENT IN THE GARDEN is a firsthand narrative about the great fall of the first man and woman. Not a religious piece, but simply a commentary on the saddest story that could ever be written or conceived.

 

Into The Very Heart

MAN OVERBOARD - PRESUMED LOST is a short autobiographical piece about the least likeable character of all time. What? No, not David Douglas Ford - Jonah!  Here is an alternate view of how the funny little prophet ended up in the sea.

 

Autobiography Writing Tips

AUTOBIOGRAPHY WRITING TIPS contains ideas on how to set about writing your memoir. Light-hearted approach with some helpful & honest comments about writing in general and your writing in particular!  Hey, I'm only trying to help.

 

stop-writing

STOP WRITING SO MUCH WRITING! probably proves the old adage "Never compose angry!" It's a well intentioned piece and a fairly hilarious essay on the reasons to and the reasons not to write anything online - or anywhere else.

 

Paradise Blogged

PARADISE BLOGGED is an online novel about a blogger who finds himself in heaven. However, something doesn't seem quite right in his new surroundings, so he begins a blog to see if that will help clarify his disquiet.

 
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If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing.

                                                                                  
- Benjamin Franklin

 

 

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